Halloween 1999

10. Guaranteed to get a little something in the sack
9.   If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go again
8.   The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some
7.   You don't have to compliment the person who gave you the candy.
6.   Person your with doesn't fantasize you're someone else
5.   If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months
4.   If you wear a batman mask, no one thinks you are kinky
3.   Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning
2.   Less guilt the next morning
AND THE # 1 REASON TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
1.   If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door

10. She's a goblin!
9.   I'd like to get a little something in the sack.
8.   Let me see your bag.... OH!-You're having a great night!
7.   Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
6.   She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch
5.   If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
4.   Show me your JuJuBees and I'll let you see my Zagnuts.
3.   Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.
2.   You scared me stiff!
AND THE # 1 REASON TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
1.   He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!